…..is Heidi Montag deciding to get bigger boobs.
http://inyourface.freedomblogging.com/2010/05/05/heidi-montag-plans-more-surgery-stop-her/17227/
I hate to waste even more ink on this poor girl, but I am hoping that she will serve a purpose. The public is actually seeing something relatively unique – we get to watch the mind of a body dysmorphic disorder patient working in real time. And anyone out there who has doubts that this is a screaming example of body dysmorphic disorder, is delusional. I hope that watching her will scare some of the girls who think that a boob job is all that stands between them and popularity. I hope that watching her will shame those plastic surgeons who would ignore the signs of BDD and operate on these sick people to make a buck.
I am a bit pessimistic, however, after seeing a recent episode of EXTRA where Dr. Frank Ryan operated on a lady who sought him out because she thought that he did such a fine job on Ms. Montag. Really? Well, I guess it all worked out as expected. She got publicity, a reality show and, I’m sure, lots of money to appear on other shows. He got publicity and lots of new patients who are flying in because they admire his work.
I guess we will see, won’t we? Its only human to be fascinated by a train wreck in progress.
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Heidi Montag had a bunch of plastic surgery procedures that cost her lots of money and were, I’m sure, quite painful to go through. As a result, she was transformed from a very attractive woman into yet another plastic surgery nightmare.
At 23, she has begun the journey that will, undoubtedly, take her into a region of our culture that is becoming more and more densely populated. She is currently rubbing imaginary shoulders with the likes of Michael Jackson, Joan Rivers and Donatella Versace. Unfortunately for Heidi, her virtual neighbors have talent and accomplishments. They are, for the most part, beloved and celebrated despite their plastic surgery debacles, not because of them.
Poor Heidi has a different fate in store for her.
As she undergoes the inevitable corrections, re-do operations and “upkeep” procedures over the next 40 years, she will find herself hanging out in the smaller rooms of this cultural clubhouse. If she doesn’t stop the madness, soon enough, she will be sipping virtual FIJI water with Jocelyn Wildenstein (the cat lady) only!
And trust me, she will have more operations.
Her boobs will expire in 10 years and will probably have to be replaced, resulting in more scar tissue formation and further hardening of a chest that currently feels like a car bumper, I’m sure. In terms of her boobs, I am speaking of the best possible scenario, where she never actually goes through with her rumored desire to march down the tata alphabet from her current DDD (that’s 3D – i.e like Avatar, viewing them can be an immersive experience) to H because “I actually want H for Heidi” (you can’t make that kind of stuff up!).
….. to be continued…..
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